grand theft auto xxx parody

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High atop the sweltering rooftop, Niko's challenge is to make a sexy blonde, Breanne Benson, climax five times before he blows his load. Breanne is hot enough to make a man cream his jeans, but Niko accepts the mission! Using his tongue to lick and stick her sweet pussy, alternating between offering her his tongue and his long dong, Niko satisfies her. As a bonus, he gets to spray his load all over her tits!

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Trevor is typically the tough guy of the crew. But his challenge is to convince Sadie West that he's a suave business exec on vacation who's interested in buying a luxury sports car from her dealership. He can't pass the background or the credit check, so he's got to convince her to let him go for a "test drive" with his thick cock. Back at her place, past all the security, the only brute skills he's allowed to use is pushing Sadie to the brink with 4 or more orgasms. Trevor lifts the keys on his way out the door when Sadie's in the bathroom, afterward.

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Claude's mission is to "hit it and quit it" at the office. What makes this mission really challenging is that Carolyn Reese has a crush on Claude- and has sworn that if she ever sank her hooks into him, she'd never let him go. He's got to keep her hands off of him as much as possible, while still tapping that ass to fulfill the mission parameters: wanked, blown, screwed and titty-fucked, and still get away with her keys.

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Tommy has to distract the junkyard's owner, Monique Alexander. But this blonde bitch is better than a guard dog at watching over her junkyard. She's not selling any of her classic cars to Tommy. Which means he's got to take one- not by his usual method of hot-wiring, but through coercion. Offering to lick her pussy just to get her to "show" him the car, Tommy realizes he's going to have to give her the best banging he can to satisfy her enough to let him even touch the ignition.

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After lifting a hot car, Michael stops at a dusty diner outside of town. But when the news comes on, he figures he's got to keep the skanky waitress distracted. When she asks about his German sportscar, Michael tells her he's a producer, and he could get her in some starring roles, if she's willing to be naughty. After using Kagney Linn Karter's dream of stardom to get deep inside her pussy, Michael pulls out and cums on her huge titties- then he pulls out of the diner in a spray of gravel and dust without even paying his tab.